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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Spaghetti for a little friend.

minor-catastrophe:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD

(via pokemon-crystal)

Koala’s response to being petted

so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room

and this is the first one i see

(via orrour)